League of Utah Writers Spring Conference

One of the funnest part of being a writer is being together with other writers. If you live in the SLC area there is a great conference going on this coming Saturday, April 9, 2016. Sponsored by the League of Utah Writers this Spring conference is a great chance to attend some amazing classes and meet amazing people. And it’s affordable too! I’ll be on the Revision panel in the last hour, so come on by and say Hi!

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From the Author’s Mouth: Melissa McShane

From the Author’s Mouth is a new feature for the blog interviewing authors, especially ones with up and coming releases. Our first victi…erm…guest is Melissa McShane author of the Crown of Tremontane Series, who is releasing a new book into the wild on Thursday, February 25, 2016. Happy Book Birthday Agent of the Crown.

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From the mouth of the author:

  1. Where did the idea for Agent of the Crown come from?

It’s been almost twenty years since I came up with the kernel of the story that became this book, so I really can’t remember. I think I just had the idea for a princess who was also a spy, who was thrust into an espionage role she wasn’t trained for, and the story grew up around that.

  1. What is the strangest, most bizarre bit of research you had to do for Agent of the Crown?

I don’t know how bizarre it was, but at one point I wanted proof that switching mounts on a long, harrowing ride was not only possible, but common enough to justify Telaine doing it. And I came across an Icelandic tradition of riding with a free herd of remounts that still happens today. They offer tours and everything. One of the best things about writing is learning little facts like that.

  1. Are you secretly a super spy and we just don’t know it?

If I were, I’d hardly reveal that, would I? Now, where did those lock picks go?

  1. What is your Achilles heel when it comes to getting distracted from writing?

Research. I get caught up in looking up just one more thing…

  1. When you’re settled in to get things done is there a particular food that you just have to have on hand?

My writing is fueled by Coke and chocolate.

  1. What does it take to write a really good villain?  Do you ever wonder if that really came out of YOUR head?

I think the best villains are the ones whose evil is personal. Morgan threatening Telaine is frightening to me because he believes his attentions are rooted in love. I rarely scare myself except when I feel I should be more worried about the things I come up with.

  1. Which of your characters was the hardest to write for?

Aunt Weaver/Zara North. I wrote this book before the other Tremontane novels, and her character developed very differently in Servant of the Crown, requiring me to change some of her behavior and attitudes. Keeping her consistent was the hardest part of writing this book.

  1. We all have darling lines or paragraphs in our stories. What is your favorite murdered darling from any of your books?

I paraphrased one of my favorite lines from Babylon 5 about the kind of conversation that can only end with a gunshot, but was convinced that the person doing the speaking wouldn’t be familiar enough with guns to use that as a metaphor. I’m still sad about it.

  1. What is your worst writing habit, the thing you keep telling yourself you’re going to change and you do it anyway?

Stopping to revise—major revision—while I’m in the process of writing a book. Knowing that I’ve changed my mind about something, or that something I wrote is wrong, eats at me until I just have to stop and fix it. I know it slows me down, but I can’t help myself.

  1. If you were going to interview another author, whose brain would you want to pick?

Tim Powers. I’m in awe of his ability to blend fact, history, and fiction and make it all seem true.

From the mouth of Telaine (Heroine of Agent of the Crown):

1. Your father is a Ruskalder warrior, right? Did this heritage ever cause you trouble growing up?

I think people always remembered Owen Hunter as the King’s best friend and most loyal supporter rather than as a Ruskalder warrior. Also, he died when I was young, and people generally weren’t horrible enough to taunt me about who he’d been. There were a few of my peers who thought I was a good target for their hatred of the Ruskalder, and I got in some fights when I first came to live at the palace, but that faded over time. Even I forget I’m half Ruskalder sometimes.

2. What’s the best part of living in the palace? Being a Princess can’t be all bad, right?

The food is great, and it’s always there when you want it. And the palace is enormous. There are all sorts of interesting places you can get lost in.

3. It must be fun to be a Deviser. Have you ever encountered something you just couldn’t fix and created something entirely new?

Not entirely something I couldn’t fix, but there was this woman who wanted a sword cane, but didn’t like how they have cases that pop off. I ended up building her an umbrella with a blade concealed in the shaft. She was rather obsessed with hidden blades. But it gave me an idea for putting a magical source in the handle of an umbrella that connected to the ribs and made them heat up for cold days. You never know where inspiration will come from.

4. Is there a happily ever after on your horizon, or is true love only for those sappy romance books?

I’ve never really thought about it. I’d have to find someone I could tell my secret to, and that seems unlikely. Besides, most of the men I meet are more in love with the Princess, my alter ego, than me. I don’t mind. It’s sort of funny.

5. If I wanted to be an Agent of the Crown where would I start?

Most agents are recruited out of school, but if the Crown doesn’t single you out, the best way is to join the army and specialize in some discipline that makes you stand out. If you know who the spymaster is, you can petition him or her directly, but that doesn’t happen very often because the spymaster is very secretive. And no, I won’t tell you who it is. I fell into espionage when I complained about how boring high society was and Uncle Jeffrey gave me an assignment to keep me occupied. I doubt he thought I’d stick with it. I sort of surprised myself, frankly.

Thank you to Melissa and Telaine!

If you’ve never read any of the Tremontane books the series in order is:

Servant of the Crown

Rider of the Crown

Exile of the Crown (novella)

Agent of the Crown

PSA: Con Crud


Last weekend I went to Life the Universe and Everything in Provo, Utah. This is a fantastic science fiction and fantasy symposium which has been going on for the last 34 years. I attended way back in the day when I was going to college and even participated in the planning and gophering for a few years. Then I went off and got caught up in post college life and didn’t make it back until recently. I’m glad to say that it’s an even better symposium these days, really maturing from its inception. We had fantastic guests of honor and some really good writing classes which definitely gave me food for thought. However…I’m going to talk about those in another post. This one is reserved for something else which I received from LTUE…Con Crud.

Con Crud is the combination of diseases which happens when you bring a lot of people together and there’s a lot of handshaking and elbow rubbing and lots of people go home sick. Watching Facebook I’ve seen that a good part of our convention guests got nailed too and it’s a nasty variety. Sooo…we’re talking Con Crud today. Con Crud is one of those things which is impossible to completely avoid, but there are a lot of things that you, as a convention attendee can do to help keep yourself and others healthy.

1: If you’re sick stay home. I know this one is hard, particularly when you’ve paid good money to pre register and this may be your once a lifetime to see people, but it’s not fair to all the other attendees or the guests when you come in and make them patient zero. Then not only do the guests get sick, but everyone else who encounters them through the day. If you’re at the tail end of a cold or such and choose to come anyway then take it on yourself to wear a germ mask (available at just about any store with a health and first aid section) and don’t shake hands. If you want to see a fantastic representation of how fast mucus can spread and how it can be prevented with just a few precautions head on over to Discovery and look up the Mythbusters episode about the common cold. They show a party twice, with a host infected with a mucus stand in. When the host puts effort into keeping his liquids to himself he does a good job, but when he’s casual about it…everyone goes home covered.

Along these lines it should go without saying to cough into your elbow and wash your hands frequently. If they can teach it to first graders we can remember it as adults!

2: Wear gloves. Especially when you can make them work with your con going attire this is an awesome way to keep yourself and others healthy. This idea came up via Gail Carriger. She was a guest on Writing Excuses and talked about Surviving a Con. Go listen. The whole podcast is really helpful if you’re planning on hitting the con circuit as either an attendee or a presenter. I love this idea and think I’ll be investing in more gloves for my con going adventures.

3: Carry wet ones or hand cleaning gel, preferably both. The gel is good for a quick rinse, but the actual wet naps or other clothes are even better as they also remove stuff from your skin and can be thrown away.

4: Hydrate properly. Many convention locations have a tendency to be really dry, and due to rushing between classes and not wanting to have to stand in line for the bathroom all the time, people tend not to drink enough water. Soda doesn’t count as much as we love our caffeine. When you’re dehydrated and then come into contact with germs it’s harder for the body to fight off infection. And along those lines…

5: Go to bed. It’s easy at conventions to want to do EVERYTHING. All the things all the time, and while that is fun it can also lead to getting very little rest and being very run down. This is another contributing factor to getting sick. Even a nap during the day between a couple of classes is going to help to keep you well rested and you’ll enjoy everything a lot more.

6: Instead of shaking hands, fist bump, bump elbows, salute, bow, kneel, air kisses or come up with another way to say hello which is amusing but presses less flesh.

If we all work together to cover these steps it won’t entirely stop Con Crud, we’re just bringing too many germs from too many places together to keep them from partying. However, these steps will help increase the odds of a healthy con and week after, and everyone else will thank you too.

Next time…things I learned at LTUE.

Out of the Dark (Five #1) by Holli Anderson

Out of the Dark (Five, #1)Out of the Dark by Holli Anderson

I really wish this book had been able to decide what it wanted to be. It’s really three separate, but related storylines, none of which are fully developed because they’re all sharing space in a fairly short book.

I found myself reading in stops and starts because there would be something interesting going on, and then it would get too slow and devolve into a lot of skimming along the top of the story without really giving us any detail or depth and I’d get bored. Then something else would pop up and I’d start again and then it’d slow again. And it’s a real shame because there are some good ideas here, but it just doesn’t know what it wants to be.

In flavor this is a Harry Dresden light with magical teenagers. The author introduces all kinds of supernatural critters with a kind of reckless abandon and while we hear a lot of names, the readers don’t know much about what makes one creature different from another or how these teenagers manage to learn enough to fight them from experimentation and a little white book.

The ending isn’t particularly satisfying. The book hits one major climax, then kind of restarts with an extra 20 pages or so that it really there to introduce the next book and tie off a few ends way too quickly. I would really have loved to see this book with those last pages removed and more time given to the development of the characters and the pacing of the first part of the book.

Would I read the next one, which is one of the defining questions in this situation at the start of a new series? Maybe. If it was the right price and hit me on the right day, but I’m not rushing off to buy it. So a solid mid range, but I really wanted more.

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Off to LTUE

I suppose there’s really not much ‘off to’ given that LTUE (Life the Universe and Everything fantasy symposium) is only about a 45 minute drive away and I’m coming home every night, but it sounds more fun to be off to a conference.

This should be an interesting experience as the last time I went to LTUE was about 20 years ago. At that time the conference was help on the Brigham Young University campus and fairly grudgingly at that. It was made up of mostly students with a few “weird old people” and was a three day geek-a-thon with panels, author signings, role playing games and singing weird music into the wee hours when campus cops came around and kicked us out. These days it’s apparently become more academic and draws well over 1000 people to the Provo Marriott Convention Center. It’s a far cry from our tiny rooms in the Wilkinson Center where the sound never worked quite right, and finding a bottle of anything caffeinated was nearly impossible.

I’m looking forward to the whole thing, even if this time around I am one of the weird old people. Geek never dies…and this time I’m bringing my own Dr. Pepper.

Book Review: Days Gone Bad by Eric Asher

Days Gone Bad (Vesik, #1)Days Gone Bad by Eric R. Asher
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

All together I fear this book tries too hard and ends up stumbling over itself. I ended up skimming the last half of it because by half way through I was tired of the supernatural salad and the consistent grating laughter. On first glimpse this should have been the kind of book I like.

Damien is a snarky, slightly older (yay 30) male protagonist and a necromancer, which is something we don’t often see as a hero. He runs a shop of oddities and magical stuff in St Charles, which I guess is either a suburb or close to St. Louis, I never really could tell exactly how that worked. His sister is a fairly new vampire (vampires who have no trouble with things like sunlight, grr) and one day his old mentor calls to say that there are demons being loosed and they’re coming after Damien because…reasons. When the demons do come it all gets tossed into supernatural salad with fae, demons, vampires, zombies, zombie vampires and psychotic faery dogs. The book is fairly brutal as Damien gets his butt handed to him rather consistently, and enemies get bifurcated and exploded among other things. (view spoiler)

While there are some interesting world building aspects, and a few characters I found myself drawn to, the choppiness of the writing, jumping from place to place and vast inconsistency of pacing and world building was a turn off. A shame because it had a lot of potential for more.

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